You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

Moro! How u doing? Let me tell you what happened today. Blah. I went to school by bike (it was raining) (I was all wet). Then I felt very uncomfortable in my clothes so I decided to go home and change. So I took my bike and left. It wasn't "just raining". It was raining cats and dogs. I was more wet than a drowned fish and when I came home I changed and put on my favourite pants and then drank 3 cups of tea. Then I took the bus to school. And when I came to school I noticed something... however my English is not good enough to explain what happened so I'll just borrow a pic from google.

pic taken from here

What I noticed was that the metallic thing was broken! So the whole day I had to walk around in pants like that. Nice. Now I'm gonna go downstairs and do nothing. I did that yesterday too but I didn't get enough of it.

-Julia
aka the tired one